Math test is over! Okay i pretty much screwed it, most of the questions were either fully blank or some workings but no final answer. Okay enough with the sad stuff, math test is over so i shall have a happier post!

Yesterdays assembly on sti, amusing lol, and somehow disturbing from the pictures o.o lol and i think the presentor was saying something about underaged sex, so she said imagine what would happen if a boy went to have sex.

Parents: "Hello John what did you do today?"
John: "I had sex!"
Parents: "Good job son!"

Jordy was happily "kping" the presentor, i put in "" hor so u cannot kp me heh.

Presentor: "This is a picture of a male p***s(censored cos this blog is rated..g? lol)"
Jordy: "Reall got female p**** arh, really got"

o.o

Did an english presentation on plato's philosophies with troy and jordy. We had a skit, and obviously if troy planned the skit it's gonna be crappy and random lol. I shall paste out the whole skit here lol.

Scenario

Welcome to the island of Jajababa (this is random), a tropical island filled with bananas, pineapples and chocolate. Upon this insignificant island of the coast of China, a small village thrives. There are three inhabitants: A Red Indian who was shipwrecked in America and floated to China, a guitarist from Singapore who swam to China and the creator of this story. Using their amazing talents, they mange to build a village then can contain up to 50 people but only three inhabitants are there.

One day there is a tornado that sweeps past Greece and blows Plato onto Jajababa. Fatally injured from falling from the sky, Plato manages to pass on books regarding his philosophy to the three inhabitants of Jajababa and said: “ Read the god damn book!” He dies and spits foam from his mouth that smelled like apples. (this whole part is random).

Since that day onwards, which is probably in 10000 B.C. but we are speaking English, the three inhabitants have abided by Plato’s philosophy.

Cast

Red Indian – Jordy Kay Boon Kai
Guitarist – Darren Lum Jian Kun
Creator of the creator of the creator of the Story – Troy Tan Sheng En


Ready? Let’s go!!!!

Opening scene:

Red Indian: Hello I’m Pochahauntus (I dunnoe how to spell) and I am the village chief of this village. As you can see I am strong and muscular but I have no brains, I’m a kimbo.

Guitarist: Hello folks! I am a guitarist with a guitar! Of course I am good at strumming my guitar!

Creator: Hello insignificant people from the land of Singapore! I am the creator; obviously I should be the smartest one.

Next scene:

Red Indian: Hey people (you point at both of us), I’ve been staying with the both of you for twenty years but I don’t really know what you are good at.

Guitarist: I’m good at guitaring? (you give the as a matter of fact face)

Red Indian: Cool…. (stares like a retard) How bout you? (points at Troy)
Creator: Uh, I am creative?

Red Indian: Cool…. Say why don’t we assign roles for each other to optimise our efficiency?

Guitarist and Creator: Why?

Red Indian: I mean it only makes sense that people who are best suited for their jobs should be assigned to that particular job, right?

Guitarist: Hm….

Creator: Yep.

Narrator (any random guy): As such Pochahauntus became a slave, the guitarist became an entertainer and the creator became an architect.

The Red Indian is building a dam but stops to take a rest

Creator: Hey you! Keep working, who said you can stop?

Red Indian: Huh? I am just taking a break, besides, who are you to tell me what to do?

Guitarist: (you arrive to the scene) Well slave, basically this is how this island is run. We as rulers are in charge of making decisions, we have wisdom, you are a slave, you should have moderation, and you should be obedient! (kao pei)

Red Indian: What is this? Is there no justice?!!?1?!?!

Creator: Justice is giving to each what is owed!!! Our act of force slavery is justifiable as it serves to benefit you and us, since at the end of the day, we will be able to avoid floods!

Red Indian: How is it achieved! What is its value! (angry)

Creator and Guitarist: (we fall silent)

Red Indian: Any person given an opportunity to do injustice without being caught and therefore without suffering any punishment or loss of good reputation—would naturally choose a life of injustice, in order to maximize their own interests! This is the case! You have taken advantage of your wisdom!

Creator: The rulers define Justice, and rule is by the best!

Guitarist: You should display subordination and give up personal desires to a higher purpose.

Creator: We all perform our own role appropriately and do not try to take over the function of any other classes.

Guitarist: As such, the entire village as a whole will operate smoothly, exhibiting the harmony that is genuine justice. Do not question that.

Narrator: Left Speechless, the Red Indian grumbles and goes back to work.

One day the inhabitants find a packet of instant noodles floating onto the island. They use a dead chicken to pick it up.

Guitarist: Wow.

Creator: How fortunate!

Red Indian: Cool….

Creator: We should keep this in case we run out of food; we have ample supply right now right?

Guitarist: Yes I agree.

Red Indian’s Stomach rumbles

Guitarist: But the instant noodles may go bad, besides look at Pochahauntus, he is so hungry.

Red Indian: O.O oohhhh… It looks so appetizing…. I feel like walloping it…

Red Indian snatches the food away

Creator: No!!!! You bloody simpleton!!!!!!!

Guitarist: Ok ok guys, cool it!

Guitarist: I understand that you guys seek to satisfy the better good or your own benefits. But we must think in harmony together, I am willing to go with whoever makes a more rationale argument.

In the end we threw the instant noodle back to sea

We suddenly realised we have no food, and we die.

The End

Today had math test..lessons. Math lesson was funny lol.
Mrs Khoo(talking about not supposed to cancel variables): cannot cancel!
Me: Why?
Mrs Khoo: Cancer will die one!
and somehow she drifted far away from the topic, and we started talking about the methods of eating chicken wings, eating whole lol o.o and how to cook chicken wings. Then science centre talk. I think i was asleep for almost 15mins at one go o.o and there seem to be ny people everywhere, ep people go for seminar with ny, we go for science centre talk also got ny. Went to jurong entertainment cetnre, bought milo mcflurry lol, not bad. Jordy said mcflurries are the worst things in the world o.o

Came home and prepared my 第三号. Everybody using malay or engrish so i shall use cheena cos yangchengs blog says something about must type sms in cheena. Do physics, mug gsk. Tomorrow got..pt test, possibly gsk test o.o pt test must do well, jiayou jiayou.

I'm sleepy.

darren