Achmed: Knock knock.
Jeff: Who's there.
Achmed: Me. I kill you!

That video cracks me up.

I am here 'cause someone doesn't want to post. And I am needed here 'just for fun' (I think he just wants this blog to like, be revived). And I am supposed to write anything. So I shall quote my favourite lines from the vid :D

Achmed: Yes, I am a terrorist.
Jeff: What kind of terrorist.
Achmed: A terrifying.. terrorist.

(And the noise he makes to scare Jeff.)

Achmed: God damnit. Oh, oh. I mean, Allah damnit.

Achmed: SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

(And the high pitched one too.)

Achmed: Stop touching meeee! III KILLLLL YOUUUUUUU!

Achmed: Okay! I will not move my ass!
Walter: You idiot, you don't have an ass!

Achmed: Is that Walter? D:
Jeff: Yes.
Achmed: He scares the crap outta me! PLEASE do not put me back in the same suitcase!
Jeff: Why.
Achmed: HE HAS GASSSS.

Achmed: I told a joke!
Jeff: So listen Achmed, where'd you come from?
Achmed: Your freaking suitcase!
Achmed: Hahah, I told another one!

Achmed: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO! I AM LINDSAY LOHANN! Hey I told another joke!

Jeff: You're not Muslim?
Achmed: Noo. Look under my ass, it says MADE IN CHINA.

OMGZ I love these quotes.

GO WATCH IT :D

And thank you Ng Peng for this hilarious video.
Anyone wants to act this video out with meeeee? :D

&& SEE YOU TOMORROW BESTFRIENDDDDDDD (: